That's exactly the kind I'd want.

I think I'd always go for mechanical locks. I might set up a phone system that allowed for locking, but not unlocking.

Armoured doors aren't that obvious :o

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Well yes, actually. If I were to get a house, the outer walls would all be thick stone or concrete — 30cm should do it — though more to keep the place cool in summer. Bulletproof glass, armoured doors, and a massive gate. It'd look elegant, but be very secure.

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Processing bloated databases would be a good use for such computers.

Weak walls, it sounds like.

Oh my.

The only time I've had cramps was in my shoulders, in the middle of the night, following a skydiving-simulator session. That was on a cruise with a poor mattress and an awful pillow.

Sounds like stretching's in order.

It's actually a shame the shirt didn't get ripped just below the bottom button — then I could've gotten my tailor to trim it from a long dress shirt into a shorter casual shirt, and still gotten a full refund from Banana Republic.

Ah well. I'm sure the fabric will come in handy some day.

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You mean like "That's a nice dress shirt, I should iron that for him. Hmm, what have I got that's heavy? That's it — my car!"?

Yeah.

That is one word for it.

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It was a reference to "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet" — "dolor" meaning "pain" :P