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Me: So what are your guest ales?
Him: Uh…well we have one that's quite sweet—
Me: Who makes it?
Him: I don't know, but it's Shetland [pronounced "shitland"].
Me: Hang on, isn't Shetland a region?
Him: Yes, that's what the beer is.
Me: But who makes it‽
Him: I'll…I'll go check.
Me: Please.
Him: So it's $name, it's a $type. And the other one…I don't remember the name, but it's…its chocolatey! I don't know, the info's at the bar.
Me: Can you please go check‽
Him: Sure, no problem.
5 minutes of back and forth with this idiot. Insane.