Hey, at least it's not as bad as Lund University. I always giggle when I hear that name…

"Rescheduling a canceled lesson due to a professor’s absence is very difficult because the timetables cannot be modified." But you said earlier in the document that you have some app that lets students see real-time timetable updates…

Tell me more about this consistency and quality assurance procedure‽

"If needed, and stock permitting, you may request […] a MAC/PC adapter" What the absolute fuck is a Mac/PC adapter‽

51714 This lot aren't nearly technically competent enough to get into the realms of two decimal points! Actually, I'd love to see their "grading tables" (probably just an Excel sheet emailed back and forth…) and compare it to yours. I'd probably spend a while laughing before weeping for the sad state of things.

"All of your notes must be on the scale of 20, with 2 decimal points after the whole number." Where else do decimal points go, pray tell?…

Her system is so locked down and downtime so high that any work done should be regarded as a miracle. :D //

Good for those getting paid by the hour, sure :P

10 pages in, I'm ready to shoot Word.

"The course review process examines consistency in course policies and content." Right…but the very document that specifies this is lacking any consistency at all, so what hope have you got?

Mine's certainly succeeding at that.