That's rye. Much spicier.

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I maintain that I only graduated because others made me look good through their lack of motivation.

Heh. I'd like to help, but she's gone to bed(/drink?) and attempting to remote in would take days.

I think she does use Word.

Well anyway.

Real: she just sent me a message.

Me: So did you not save, or did the hard drive die?

Her: I didn't save. Did it all today and it crashed.

A full day without saving. 2500 words. Yet totally believable…

"My computer just crashed and I lost my essay due tomorrow"

Classic.

Thank god for capillary action, or eyedrops would never end up where they need to be.

Maybe she doesn't want to do them and so needs to maintain plausible deniability.

That's unfortunate.

@kdfrawg I'm all about quality, even at the cost of quantity. They're a lot less bothered about quality, even given multiple choices in the same price range.