Task: print out a relational database.

Pan to shot of overly-eager intern connecting fields with thumbtacks and coloured thread.

No chance of locking yourself in a room?

Yet another crash. 27/3/2016 6:23:49.729 PM WindowServer[200]: GPU Driver appears to be hung (over 5 continuous seconds of unreadiness)

Sigh.

Ah. That's what the NATO and Zulu straps are supposed to avoid — metal rings stitched in.

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That's about how long I'd like to make these watches last. Do you oil the straps?

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Good noon. First espresso of the day.

Need to leave in just over an hour for late Easter lunch. This could go one of two ways…

I expected no less from you :P

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Swatch time? :P

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It is in France as well.

Damn thing needs to be killed off.

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No one will take you seriously if you release it then! :o