My soul is black enough that it's seeping out from my eyes — I don't need mascara!

2016-03-30T18:01:01Z

Picked up some cascara today. Haven't had any in ages…

2016-03-30T17:34:14Z

It'd be nice if the Ubuntu command line could do Windows things…by which I mean Windows would finally be somewhat usable from the command line.

2016-03-30T13:09:14Z

I prefer wabbits.

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2016-03-30T12:44:53Z

I'd love to have an air sniper — a few of my friends do.

Actually I'd love to go hunting with a real sniper rifle :P

2016-03-30T11:59:13Z

Ooh, Ubuntu and Windows 10 running together [zdnet.com]

2016-03-30T11:33:24Z

That you haven't shot and eaten the pair of 'em yet.

2016-03-30T11:30:42Z

Good thing tech support doesn't work like this [brightside.me].

2016-03-30T11:29:52Z

Think I'll have to wait another month for that…

2016-03-30T06:28:33Z

Argh, up in 5 hours.

2016-03-29T23:56:10Z