Well perhaps you should reconsider your approach!
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As much as I disagree with the history and symbolism of suits (and especially ties), there is a certain advantage to being able to wear the same thing at every event without comment.
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Aren't there places that rent out dresses? Missed opportunity if not…

I always found it a little strange to buy something just to use it once.

@kdfrawg Oh just 30 minutes or so :) have wanted to buy a whole leg for a few years now, figured it'd be nice to have for when spring/summer comes around.
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That's where the bone cleaver came in: I cut it in half and kept the meaty part in the cheesecloth it came in in the fridge — it just fits on one shelf. The bony part I trimmed and am currently munching through whilst I wait for the onion soup to reduce. The trimmed fat and leftover boen went into the freezer. Really tough bone though: put a good few dents in the cleaver.

Pulled the trigger a few days ago and ordered a whole leg of jamón. 7.5 kg. Arrived today. Thankful I have a bone cleaver and a few very capable slicers…delicious stuff, even at only 24 months (best I've ever had was 52 months — had completely lost any "ham" flavour and taken on a ridiculously sweet, nutty character).

At least it's not a smart car.

You'll regret saying that after this clarification: I'm proposing that you make a Dropbox killer. ?