Haven’t watched tv in ages.

Turned on the tv in the hotel earlier this afternoon.

Good god it’s torturous.

Unbelievable that Google Maps doesn’t have a “what’s open now?” option under Explore.

Seriously unimpressed with the number of places that haven’t clarified their Easter opening hours.

This trip I’ve asked to be surprised with skin contact wines and I’ve been shown an enormous variety of orange, skin contact white, and skin contact rose wines.

Ridiculous that we don’t get these in HK.

I need to get our logistics team to set up a shipping route!

What a smooth way to reveal one’s PIN to the world.
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I genuinely do not feel like I’m in a first world city.

Whilst everything else loads at a glacial pace, Instagram doesn’t load at all. Seems to be a pretty pathetic compression they’re using.

Everything either has a data cap or is slower than Japan/Korea/HK’s pre-2005 norm.

Anything after Web 1.0 sucks when you’re in a bandwidth-impoverished country like Australia.

Technological third world, good god.

As soon as I stepped out of the restaurant, I got “no service”.

Brilliant. No idea what happened.