Have you tried doing a few pushups then standing on your head?

If only — then I'd wring it out good and proper.

No, this is the expensive Swiss watch Glycine.

God damn it. My Glycine has a problem — I wind it 100 times and it works for a minute before stopping.

Useless. Now I'll need to send it in.

All those kinds of sites died for me years ago.

It''s got nothing to do with being attractive — all that matters is that it be different.

It was forecasted, but it was blown further south or something — at the train station, I got a text (probably a national broadcast or something) about a warning in Shenzhen.

Lovely, really. I always come back with more photos from big cities in China than cities in any other country — totally fits my style. But 40°C is really a test of one's commitment to getting a photo.

And that funeral was a long affair.

That would've cost me a good 15 then…

Indeed.

As it turned out, I didn't really have any connection there anyway — was only in the hotel for a total of 8 hours.

And I'm back.