Being productive today because I can't put it off any longer.
Found a warehouse in Edinburgh that'll sign for my boxes and do everything (for a fee, obviously…), set the cut-off date for my internet/phone plan, and now am just waiting for my parents to confirm my flight so I can set the electricity cut-off date. Meeting with the landlord on Friday to finalise the handover.
Just need to list some stuff on Leboncoin (France's Craigslist) now.
A lot of stuff, actually. Clothes steamer, 3 monitors, office chair, wine cabinet (sniffle), food processor…