Foolish saleswoman at the only Hamilton (the watch brand) boutique in HK tried to hustle me earlier.

Me: Hm, I'll have a think about it.
Her: Do you think you can make up your mind quickly? We only have 1 of each watch in the boutique in HK and we're able to offer you a limited-time deal that no authorised dealers can: 5% off.

I was this close to telling her that I was planning on buying it off eBay anyway — at 30% off their list price.