Calculating splitting the bill tonight at the restaurant. Booked with The Fork, so we got 30% off food.

  • Me: ((main+dessert)*0.7)-(wine/2)
  • Waiter: So, you had the burger and the coffee, and half the wine…uhm…enters all that into the iPad sales system…uh…that's…um…

Nearly fell asleep waiting for the silly bugger.