My checklist before I go out for a walk:

  • Phone
  • Wallet
  • Keys
  • Ballistic sunglasses (Oakley SI only, thanks)
  • Respirator

Gas! GAS! Quick, boys!—An ecstasy of fumbling
> Fitting the clumsy helmets just in time,
> But someone still was yelling out and stumbling
> And flound’ring like a man in fire or lime.

Dulce et decorum est, Wilfred Owen