One mouthful of that shrimp and I knew I wasn't going to eat it. Soggy…the outside was clearly fried, but the inside just crumbled. Probably frozen.

Also, "spicy shrimp" is a misnomer because my cocktail has more heat in it, and there isn't even any chilli listed in the ingredients. Bland, watery sauce worse than American Chinese takeout…

Sent it back. Unfortunately the menu doesn't have anything else interesting on it.

Employees Only is seriously overrated. And so loud I'm a headache after just 30 minutes.

Off to the adjacent speakeasy with neighbouring burger joint it is then, on the double…

…on which note a double bacon cheeseburger with Cajun fries sounds really good after those mouthful-of-air marrow poppers.